here is a story about my awsome grandma... when my grandpa died we had to have a funeral for him. me and my uncles went to the funeral home and the cemitary to do all the stuff. that sucked. my only wish after i die is to make sure no fucking tool in the death business makes a dollar off my worthless body. just toss my decaying ass in the mississippi river.. anyway.. sidetracking here.. so when we are buying the plot in the mossalieum in the cemitary.. it turned out to be cheaper to get spot that holds 3 caskets.. 3 is such a weird number to me. hubsband.. wife... favorite kin?... i am sure it's a way to make dead family members to buy more expencive tombs later when the time comes.. fucking assholes.. anyway. the day of the funeral. i am with the family... i was a pallbarer. and shoved this five tousand dollar casket into this multi unit tomb. after i do it. i go stand near my grandma who hasn't really said a word since the unexpeted dead of her husband of 50 years and 2 days. she looks into the hole i put grandpa in and she see's the extra room next to the casket. grandma looks at me and points in the extra area..."that's for me isn't it?"...
"yes grandma, that's where you're gonna go."
shit. let me tell another story that isn't so depressing. one time my dad got this new girlfreind that was a fucking bone head... one of many bone head.. but this one took the cake for some reason.. anyway.. at a christmas or thanksgiving day family gathering the bonehead came to the funchtion to grace us with her worthless pressance and racsit coments. after her coming up to me and my grandma saying some stupid shit. my grandma turned to me and said "Mehaw, we are a family.. this is our family.. you see her (points at queen bonehead standing 2 feet away).. she is NOT FAMILY!"
grandma is awsome.
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