i apoligies about this post in advance...

so a very very sad thing happend this month. major video #2 on Lapalco Blvd. has called it quits after 25 years of serving Gretna Louisiana with thousands of thousands of veiwing pleasure. the venue that provided me with my movie learning, knoledge and obsesion .. whatever.. it was really fucking importiant to me.. and now after a long surviving battle with the corrprate giants and local assholes.. mr binkys, netflicks, blockbutster shitdeio... Mr Mike has surrendered to their never ending and unheartfull abuse. i took two trips back to my hometown to collect some of the memories i have made thanks to this wonderful store. so here's the booty...
VHS
Fargo
28 days later
Army of Darkness and evil dead 1 and 2
King Ralph
But i'm a cheerleadder
Bottle Rocket
Curse of the jade Scorpion
Office Space
Deliverance
Dolemite
TRANSELVANIA 6-5000!!!!!
Escape from alcatraz
Indiana Jones..raders of lost ark last crusade. and teple of doom
the miami vice movie
no man's land
28 up .. and 35 up.. witch were in the foriengn section.. maj vid was never the best about putting movies in the proper sections
three amigos
this is spinal tap
harry and the hendersons
the increadible hulk(the 70's one)
Phantasm..one
Green mile
sneakers
the fugative
the player
empire records
life aquatic
the naked man
the show
pcu
white boys
im bout it
the harder they come
the dead zone.. the old one..
teror in the swamp!!!!! shot in homa louisiana
uncle buck
subrbia.. the richard linklader one
bowling for columbine
box of moonlight!!!
best in show
cold blooded!!! a mike jones II recomendation from 10 years ago..
sleuth!!!!.. the old one by anthany shafer..
Ladykillers. the new one. im watchin it now.
mario brothers
storyville
baller blockin
bullies
firewalker
ancorman
henry fool
intolerable cruelt
whoat about bob?
welcome to the dollhouse
big lebowski
groundhogs day
howard the duck
network
devil's playground
happiness
my own private idaho.. for wo.
the real blonde
barton fink
mother night
trees lounge
hard eight
THE BIG BLUE!!!
man who wan't there
explorers
innerspace.. i always confussed seanse in those two movies
the cable guy
swing kids.. which i see i already own
roger and i
OSCAR!!!
Blown Away. the one with jeff bridges and tommy lee jones playing a irish terist... greatness
French Quarter Undercover.. done by the same guy who did terror in the swamp.
the big one
scarie movie 2.. also for woie
trixie
amerian joe
twenty bucks
blood simple
pecker.. whitch i already own as well..
HELLS BELLS!!.. watch this shit.. it will save your fuckin soul
wicker man.. another anthony shafer flick...
THX-1138
murder on teh orient express
Short cuts
Dullitt
clash of the titans
death wish the old man in line at maj vid gave me props for that one..
bonnie and clyde. most romantic movie ever..
chinatown
strange brew
foot pursuit.. a mike jones sr pick for me.
and the two prized picks...

The Quest .. a childhood favorite
and a freind in new orleans.. come over and watch this when ever.. its the best
as for as dvds..
Crazy Love a mike jones jr recamended
and Spike jones' when the levies broke.. because i didn't cry enough watching it at the new orleans arena durring the world premeire... so there is what i walked away with phisicly from the finnal Major Video to throw in the towel .. i am so proud of them and all there accomplishments the jones family has done.. THANK YOU!!!!

Last Saturday

i went into the gulf of mexico on a charter boat. this was amazing.. ive done this twice before.. in the 5th and 6th grade.. holy crap this was amazing. we caught 30 fish wieghing in around 300 lbs total. we threw back a god bit of stuff... one baracouda that i reeled in . a 10 ft shark that took this dude greg over a half an hour to bring up.. we threw back 3 HUGE red snappers... the season is aprently very short. in july. we had some sort of serenge on board that we stuck the snappers with to try and keep them alive.. but they were pretty dead by the time we got them back in the sea. any way.. I WANA DO THIS AGAIN!
j wests birthday party was last niht. he convinced me to start running. so this morning i did.. i coulndnt even run half way around my block.. im such a lazy fat cow slop

HOME

labor day weekend is over as is my month long self finding tour. after long drives through out the usa, many cuts of smoked meats, a huricane in new jersey, and earth quake in a record store, a shooting, a drought, a thousand hours of right wing talk radio, lots of craft beer, a few pools and natral water holes, .. i just wound up missing home

Greetings from the final stop of findingmyselftour2011-

NASHVILLE
another day, another state, ..

another slowly cooking butt.
this is the handy work of Dr. Jamz.. i drove from the ashburn punk house in virgina yesterday... its sad.. that place is very quickly getting eaten up by suburbia.. what was once a beautiful dirtroad, very wooded forest/farm land... is now.. not at all.not in any way. i woke up on the floor of the dinning room to the sound of pile drivers and tractors making dirt mounds... getting prepaired to make a discusting peice of shit slab house in eye view of the front porch. .. i dont know what to do about this situation.. its hopeless .. oh well, better have a few more beers and eat this pig.

I ate a Jim's Wiz, Witt steak yesterday!

even phily kittys know im a lover

so after eating a philly cheese steak in philly with adam ritter.. we went to a place i really can't aford to go to right now.. record exchange THE BEST FUCKING RECORD STORE IN PHILLY! while i was in the basement thumbing through lp's an earthquake hit for a few seconds and the walls shook the pictures on the wall. i bought alot of record.. but i only spent 28 bucks!!
i got a that petroal emotion single
2 Dwight Twilley albums
rod argents all together now
turtle's battle of the bands.
a throwing muses record i never seen before
2! altered images records!!!
ANDDDD.. dunn dunn dun duuuuunnnn...(drum roll, symble crashes, woopie cushion farts)
THE LAST DRANGON SOUNDTRACK!!!!!!!!!!!

i can now die.
me and charles p air graveltons cellivratted by goin to a fancy philly restraunt and then goin to his band practice space to do some fuckin jamming!!!! i wish he would move back to metairie where he belongs and reunite hatchback. after that i went to side car to drink amazing beer. a lady got shot outside the bar around midnight. but i think was ok. just a leg hit. with in 60 seconds 3 cop cars were there.. with in 5 minutes.. at least 30 cars, caution tape and blocked streets.. the nieghborhood was lit up.. that would never happen at home.. in the treme a few months ago there was multiple shots at this house a few doors away from the metal shop i was work at. 3 or so minutes .. a fire truck.. but they can't stop untill cops get there.. the fire fighter i was with had a name for what they were doing but i forgot the term.. basicly firfighters have to wait for a cop car to get there first for shootings where it may still be dangerous or something.. that fire truck made many trips around the block before A cop car showed up... for a shooting... i love louisiana.
my cousin knows how to say "hi"

this little kid at legaurdia airport flipped out over my really cool t shirt today

Amy went back to nola today. oh god im so sleepy... me and mom took the ferry to governers island today after we ditched amy. if all the chimney sweeps, old timey, folko, 1920's i phone crust punks in new orleans would have been there.. they would have been in heaven..
my band mates make lovely web pages!
https://sites.google.com/site/secretpassagenola/
http://halfys.blogspot.com/
http://theopposablethumbs.wordpress.com/
http://www.promislovesyou.com/

Hazlett NJ

another day of waking up and running to the BBQ grill... setting it on fire and throwing a hunk of piggy on it.. only to watch it get tastey over the course of a day then eat it... with my my mom, sister amy, aunt margret, cousin mishell and baby neese lie-ahn-a.. one unfortunatley could not make this glorious butt eating event.. one suzy martinez

after 16 long years of fun, excitement, jedi wisdom, huricain evacuation and relocation.. Suzy had to set sail to a greater place.. an island with many dryed up pig ears and no carpet that couldn't not be pissed on.. suzy, you are deeply missed.. but you had a long tubby life... like a true nola dog. see you in a few years !