Da Sick Haus

opposable thumbs played a show on wed night after me and chuck shared a verti mart cheese burger poboy.. im still feeling the effects of the food poisoning 2 days latter... chuck however just puked it up once and was done with it some how... that half of poboy squeezed every bit of fluid out of me like the juicer at satsuma.. i was so sick i thought i would die.. I SWEAR I WOULD DIE!... (Barr) so havent left the bed much.. hazlet has been right by my side on the road to recovery as well.. he had an abcest burst on his chest and had to stay at the vet for a few days for a sergery .. oh.. christmas.... how merry it is.

i fucking love life!

in the past two days i prety much hit record orgazum.. i have purcased with hard erned glass money 2 out of three lp's that i serch for in every single record store i go in for the past 4 years.

john hartford's aereo plain

amd talk talk's laghing stock.. which i guess doesnt really count since they repressed it. but any way.. its been a great bunch of years for record buying!!!
everything else.... fthuuuurttttt (fart sounds)

BIG BLUE

best movie sound track ever

i apoligies about this post in advance...

so a very very sad thing happend this month. major video #2 on Lapalco Blvd. has called it quits after 25 years of serving Gretna Louisiana with thousands of thousands of veiwing pleasure. the venue that provided me with my movie learning, knoledge and obsesion .. whatever.. it was really fucking importiant to me.. and now after a long surviving battle with the corrprate giants and local assholes.. mr binkys, netflicks, blockbutster shitdeio... Mr Mike has surrendered to their never ending and unheartfull abuse. i took two trips back to my hometown to collect some of the memories i have made thanks to this wonderful store. so here's the booty...
VHS
Fargo
28 days later
Army of Darkness and evil dead 1 and 2
King Ralph
But i'm a cheerleadder
Bottle Rocket
Curse of the jade Scorpion
Office Space
Deliverance
Dolemite
TRANSELVANIA 6-5000!!!!!
Escape from alcatraz
Indiana Jones..raders of lost ark last crusade. and teple of doom
the miami vice movie
no man's land
28 up .. and 35 up.. witch were in the foriengn section.. maj vid was never the best about putting movies in the proper sections
three amigos
this is spinal tap
harry and the hendersons
the increadible hulk(the 70's one)
Phantasm..one
Green mile
sneakers
the fugative
the player
empire records
life aquatic
the naked man
the show
pcu
white boys
im bout it
the harder they come
the dead zone.. the old one..
teror in the swamp!!!!! shot in homa louisiana
uncle buck
subrbia.. the richard linklader one
bowling for columbine
box of moonlight!!!
best in show
cold blooded!!! a mike jones II recomendation from 10 years ago..
sleuth!!!!.. the old one by anthany shafer..
Ladykillers. the new one. im watchin it now.
mario brothers
storyville
baller blockin
bullies
firewalker
ancorman
henry fool
intolerable cruelt
whoat about bob?
welcome to the dollhouse
big lebowski
groundhogs day
howard the duck
network
devil's playground
happiness
my own private idaho.. for wo.
the real blonde
barton fink
mother night
trees lounge
hard eight
THE BIG BLUE!!!
man who wan't there
explorers
innerspace.. i always confussed seanse in those two movies
the cable guy
swing kids.. which i see i already own
roger and i
OSCAR!!!
Blown Away. the one with jeff bridges and tommy lee jones playing a irish terist... greatness
French Quarter Undercover.. done by the same guy who did terror in the swamp.
the big one
scarie movie 2.. also for woie
trixie
amerian joe
twenty bucks
blood simple
pecker.. whitch i already own as well..
HELLS BELLS!!.. watch this shit.. it will save your fuckin soul
wicker man.. another anthony shafer flick...
THX-1138
murder on teh orient express
Short cuts
Dullitt
clash of the titans
death wish the old man in line at maj vid gave me props for that one..
bonnie and clyde. most romantic movie ever..
chinatown
strange brew
foot pursuit.. a mike jones sr pick for me.
and the two prized picks...

The Quest .. a childhood favorite
and a freind in new orleans.. come over and watch this when ever.. its the best
as for as dvds..
Crazy Love a mike jones jr recamended
and Spike jones' when the levies broke.. because i didn't cry enough watching it at the new orleans arena durring the world premeire... so there is what i walked away with phisicly from the finnal Major Video to throw in the towel .. i am so proud of them and all there accomplishments the jones family has done.. THANK YOU!!!!

Last Saturday

i went into the gulf of mexico on a charter boat. this was amazing.. ive done this twice before.. in the 5th and 6th grade.. holy crap this was amazing. we caught 30 fish wieghing in around 300 lbs total. we threw back a god bit of stuff... one baracouda that i reeled in . a 10 ft shark that took this dude greg over a half an hour to bring up.. we threw back 3 HUGE red snappers... the season is aprently very short. in july. we had some sort of serenge on board that we stuck the snappers with to try and keep them alive.. but they were pretty dead by the time we got them back in the sea. any way.. I WANA DO THIS AGAIN!
j wests birthday party was last niht. he convinced me to start running. so this morning i did.. i coulndnt even run half way around my block.. im such a lazy fat cow slop

HOME

labor day weekend is over as is my month long self finding tour. after long drives through out the usa, many cuts of smoked meats, a huricane in new jersey, and earth quake in a record store, a shooting, a drought, a thousand hours of right wing talk radio, lots of craft beer, a few pools and natral water holes, .. i just wound up missing home

Greetings from the final stop of findingmyselftour2011-

NASHVILLE
another day, another state, ..

another slowly cooking butt.
this is the handy work of Dr. Jamz.. i drove from the ashburn punk house in virgina yesterday... its sad.. that place is very quickly getting eaten up by suburbia.. what was once a beautiful dirtroad, very wooded forest/farm land... is now.. not at all.not in any way. i woke up on the floor of the dinning room to the sound of pile drivers and tractors making dirt mounds... getting prepaired to make a discusting peice of shit slab house in eye view of the front porch. .. i dont know what to do about this situation.. its hopeless .. oh well, better have a few more beers and eat this pig.

I ate a Jim's Wiz, Witt steak yesterday!

even phily kittys know im a lover

so after eating a philly cheese steak in philly with adam ritter.. we went to a place i really can't aford to go to right now.. record exchange THE BEST FUCKING RECORD STORE IN PHILLY! while i was in the basement thumbing through lp's an earthquake hit for a few seconds and the walls shook the pictures on the wall. i bought alot of record.. but i only spent 28 bucks!!
i got a that petroal emotion single
2 Dwight Twilley albums
rod argents all together now
turtle's battle of the bands.
a throwing muses record i never seen before
2! altered images records!!!
ANDDDD.. dunn dunn dun duuuuunnnn...(drum roll, symble crashes, woopie cushion farts)
THE LAST DRANGON SOUNDTRACK!!!!!!!!!!!

i can now die.
me and charles p air graveltons cellivratted by goin to a fancy philly restraunt and then goin to his band practice space to do some fuckin jamming!!!! i wish he would move back to metairie where he belongs and reunite hatchback. after that i went to side car to drink amazing beer. a lady got shot outside the bar around midnight. but i think was ok. just a leg hit. with in 60 seconds 3 cop cars were there.. with in 5 minutes.. at least 30 cars, caution tape and blocked streets.. the nieghborhood was lit up.. that would never happen at home.. in the treme a few months ago there was multiple shots at this house a few doors away from the metal shop i was work at. 3 or so minutes .. a fire truck.. but they can't stop untill cops get there.. the fire fighter i was with had a name for what they were doing but i forgot the term.. basicly firfighters have to wait for a cop car to get there first for shootings where it may still be dangerous or something.. that fire truck made many trips around the block before A cop car showed up... for a shooting... i love louisiana.
my cousin knows how to say "hi"

this little kid at legaurdia airport flipped out over my really cool t shirt today

Amy went back to nola today. oh god im so sleepy... me and mom took the ferry to governers island today after we ditched amy. if all the chimney sweeps, old timey, folko, 1920's i phone crust punks in new orleans would have been there.. they would have been in heaven..
my band mates make lovely web pages!
https://sites.google.com/site/secretpassagenola/
http://halfys.blogspot.com/
http://theopposablethumbs.wordpress.com/
http://www.promislovesyou.com/

Hazlett NJ

another day of waking up and running to the BBQ grill... setting it on fire and throwing a hunk of piggy on it.. only to watch it get tastey over the course of a day then eat it... with my my mom, sister amy, aunt margret, cousin mishell and baby neese lie-ahn-a.. one unfortunatley could not make this glorious butt eating event.. one suzy martinez

after 16 long years of fun, excitement, jedi wisdom, huricain evacuation and relocation.. Suzy had to set sail to a greater place.. an island with many dryed up pig ears and no carpet that couldn't not be pissed on.. suzy, you are deeply missed.. but you had a long tubby life... like a true nola dog. see you in a few years !

i just now found out that aunt peggys real name is margret

me and my mom...

and aunt peggy.

fucking partyed

Raha threw out all the coffee and now i gota go to Think

in Cobble Hill New York steeling music from tommy's cd book. gota go move the truck for street cleaning in a minute. well usually i reserve about 100 dollars when ever i go to new york so that i can go get ripped off at B&H buying 10ish rolls of film ... but now.. i can give the bird to B&H thanks to the NOPD!!!! thats right.. those really nice people have decided to give me BOXES OF FILM FOR FREEEEEE!!!!! amy is on a mission leaving tomorrow morning in nola bringing me the goods... so far we got 100 rolls of film.. hopfully i can get the rest of the many boxes of film that they are tossing in a dumpster to make room for the digital age... ok.. time to go run in to frank sinatra or woody allan and his wifey daughter.

a drunk say bra threw a subway planter at a skunk last night in collage town

greetings from ITHACA!!!!!!

we fuckin made it! 3 cars, 2 trailors and 2 doggys.... this is like hippie disney land up here.. but also with some doosh balls frat boys sprinkeled around town like painfull butt pimples that won't pop . i smoked a brisket today.. this morning when i woke up, i lit the coals and then marched in the field with an ax and chopped wood from one of the many apple trees back there to use in the smoker.. probably the most manly thing ive ever done.. and the meat came out good.
. we just came inside the farm house from attempting to chop down a path to the pond in the the back yard .. there is some thick ass growage in those acers. . we got ran out by buggs and total darkness before we could reach our destination.. tomorrow we will start from where we left and find this mother fucking pond.
marie and will's front yard is a mountain

me and will pee out side alot

Greetings from OHIO!

we are at a motel off i 71. there is like 1 million harleydaverson stores in these parts.. Megan would have the worlds strongest boner in ohio... ok well getting in the car to ITHACA! see you at the brew pub

i just drove a buick to water burger... like a pimp

maire is listening to some really white lady interviewing jay z while priming a window sill. i just got back from an art gallery where BOYFIREND just played .. holy cow shit.. that band is like watching top gun. this austin trip is goin swimingly. im never returning!

Sooo hungover

happy augest motherfuckers.. i left yesterday for my month long 2011 "finding myself tour" .. im at will and marie's holding back puke from drinking too many shitty tall boys.. soft healer played there "maby" last show.. it was awsome! SMall bones played minutes later accroust the street. when we all woke up this monring (1pm) we watched one of my favorite movies ever made. HYPE! i must have watched that documentry 400 times in my life.. this time i imagined what would happen if that sinario took place in new orleans.. who would be the bands that would blow new orelans up and sell the whole world on our nola sound??!! i can only hope and prey my name is john michale can pull this fanticy thourgh...

Will is screaming about shitting his balls while floating sheet rock in the bathroom.
life is spactackular

i love soft healing

tomorrow i turn 31. wow .. ive done apsolutly jack shit with my life..
BESIDES HAVE FUCKING FUN!!!

i just found some reviews i did for imdb's web page while i was in the evacuation times..
Terror in the Swamp (1985)
4 out of 6 people found the following review useful:
Houma Pride!, 22 March 2006
10/10

This gem was shot in the swamps of houma, Louisiana, not even an hour from new Orleans. if you can find this rare horror flick i do suggest giving it a chance. If you are a fan of B horror films then this should do the job. it's about a half man / half nutria that kills people.. thats all i will say about the story.. the acting is awesome.. there is a scientist/doctor? character in the movie that has all of his lines poorly over dubed.. no one else but him received the overdubs. it's pretty funny. and if you pay attention there is a mistake in the editing towards the end of the movie that films are doin now a days to be hip.. but Terror in the Swamp started this trend!! don't be fooled!

The Snake King (2005) (TV)
2 out of 13 people found the following review useful:
Snakeman, 22 March 2006
10/10

This movie is great. the real name of it is snakeman ... thats what you'll have to look for in the video store.. this movie is so funny!! and the story is great! and the special effects are top notch CGI quality .. it reminds me more of those older clash of the Titans / Jason and the Argonauts types of movies.. so it starts off with Stephen Baldwin and a crew of People going to the amazon forest for some reason or another and then they run into some natives and there is a huge snake that eats people.. now that i think about it .. this is a lot like the 1933 king Kong.. oh god this movie is funny!! go and get a few friends and a six pack and watch it!!! snakeman will give yall hours of fun lines to quoit in public as an inside joke to make other people around you thing that yall are really cool or just weird.

i am a fucking dumbass

i dream im cutting glass every night

my asshole list isnt that big.. maybe 10 people out of 500 i know.. but i seem to see a higher percentage of the a holes then the people i want to be seeing.
today is a fantastic saturday.. for one thing im off of work duties!!! well not really off.. m just not goin in today.. because halfys will go to place few have been... Bogalousa Louisiana!. chris and dannial left us a 2 inch tape for the recording. i can't wait to be old and have a heart attact and meet dead people.

Happy Fathers Day!

http://cigarette.bandcamp.com

YOU : im watching fear and loathing in las vegas right now
BOT : *has sex*
YOU : what?
BOT : please
YOU : no. we just met
BOT : Can you tell me something interesting?
YOU : one time i kick a cat that i thought was dead and it flew way above my head. but it wasnt dead
BOT : i will fill you
YOU : with what
BOT : i like the pussy
YOU : cats?
BOT : maybe im not a good mother
YOU : happy fathers day!
BOT : but im your father!!!!!!!!

new fav. thing to do on the internet

Melissa introduced me to robot chatting!! it may replace porn... flickr.. goin to work on time.. etc..


YOU : yes. can we go on a date

BOT : *does a double back flip*

YOU : i love you!

BOT : i do not love you. i am on love with kate.

YOU : who the hell is kate

BOT : fuck you. you slag

YOU : i can not beleive this.. why are you doin this to me???

BOT : fell for what yo mama?
YOU : what the f are you talking about.. i thought we were going to finally meet up and love each other!?!

BOT : so are you a robot

YOU : noway stupid .. i am eric.. i just want to make you happy

BOT : aww youre sweet
YOU : so we can meet up and put all this kate nonsence behind us?

BOT : whats a carotid artery?

YOU : dont change the subject.. we are finally getting somewhere in our relationship

BOT : ok i love sex too
YOU : ok.. we can gt to that soon enough.. we need to have the "STD talk" first

BOT : *i smell your feet*

YOU : ok. how did this fucking tool phycoligist fall in love with this shit???

BOT : shuttup goddamnit im not a computer!

GREETINGS FROM STARBUCKS IN MIAMI FL

It's straight up mother fucking pooring here in south beach.. flooding in the streets. Me and my to sibling cousins (Emily & Katiebeth)left new orleans at 12noon nola time and drove amy's car till 5 am this morning to miami.. im running on barley any sleep!! fuck yeah!~ Im currently in a starbucks filled with the largest number of cheezey people ive ever encountered in one sitting! Except for this one real cool dood bra. This is the day comes on the radio here at starbucks.. "AAWW MANN!! this right here is a clasic.. you know this band, man? An Awsome surf band from austraila called TheThe! Man this is right up there with Midnight Oil." god this place is amazing!

lauren and melanie made me bye a comuter

dis·gust·ing
adj
Definition of DISGUSTING
: causing disgust
— dis·gust·ing·ly \di-ˈskəs-tiŋ-lē, dis-ˈgəs- also diz-\ adverb
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Examples of DISGUSTING

1. What a disgusting way to treat people.
2. when we cleaned the room, we found a disgusting plate of moldy food under the bed
3. eric martinez

Lauren Stole my Kitty

I went on a 15day finding myself tour through out the east coast. i got back last night.. here are the goods
MANDRILL- Mandrill Land (recorded at stuidio in the country)
Dillard Hartford Dillard- i am especially pleased about this one.. haven't spined it yet though
James-Strip~Mine (not the album with laid on it and not the one brian eno did but still pretty rockin)
Hazel- sub pop release that jack endion did
Madeline-white flag
Twin Tigers- Gray Waves
into the while soundtrack!
two dollar guitar 7 inch for two dollars.. i thought that was funny
Ancient sky - pat in brooklyns band
Monkeys-piscces aquarius capricorn and jones ltd.. will slack played this record for me in austin one time.. it was great.. now i own it.. i rule!
XX. a new indie rock band that sounds like a polished up gun outfit
Vaselines- the first album and then a ton of extra shit!!! demos live shows.. etc
Johnnie Taylor-Taylored in Silk
Tin Tin-astral taxi.. i think this is goin to be good one.
buffalo springfield-retrspective
fire party
shearwater- golden archipalago
db's - like this
ham1-lets go on and on and on with it
Hovercraft - experiment below.. patrick vernon is goin to enjoy this one
the the- uncertain smile 12 inch single with b sides!
best of louie louie.. r mutt will cream over this one... 10 bands covering the song louie louie
johnnie taylor's greatest hits
buffalo spingfield double lp
Clarence clemons- HERO
Gun outfit- Dim light
the amps- pacer
boss-the promise.. three lps of darkness out takes!!!!!!
pink floyd 1st album
brewer and shipley-Tarkio
.. i may be missing a few..
as far as cd's
neil young greendal!
it rules. and also mike benish gave me a ton of shit.. 3 paul westernburg albums.. 35 pizza songs.. sail.. mazy star... blah... ok. time to go meet BB at paul webbs guitar shop to get strings and sticks!
2011 is gona suck!