wow europeans

ok . i have to go in a second .. i just wanted to saz whats up before i take off to do i dont know what for then i dont know how manz hours, . europe people are funnz. the cops are nice and skinny.. one lives in the apart building that we are stazing at . he is also a dancer.. like tango dancer.. people here act different.. like thez fart in front of zou and think nothing of.. breakfest is cheeze and challa bread. parents excuse there kids at the table to go smoke pot... just know at the breakfest table zuzana told us about her son§s first boner.. thomas went up to his mother at 8 zears old and ask what this was and how to get it down.. zuzana told him to go put cold water on it. so i never know what we are about to do because things allwazs change .. i i never reallz understand everzone. so now i think we are about to go to the garage to get a car fixed and go to the "big" castle.. there are so manz fuckin castles§§§§!! ok got to go.

greetings from prauge

ok . so i am in the czech republic!! the kezboard is weird and i have what some people might saz a poor spelling diseas so please bear with me . right now its about 10 30 pm in the prauge. it is so fucking beatiful here.. oh mz god11'1'1'1!1"!1' it is so nice. i am stazing at Jan§s sister§s apartment in the center of prauge basiclz. this place is so old and so prettz . we flew into germanz from atlanta .. when getting on the cxech airlines i was called on the loud speaker in the airport.. thez said i could not bring the special wepond on the plan witch was in mz lugage from america.. it was prettz funnz . then i was like it is a guitar.. and then 3 germans had a huge laugh and talked about me but i could not understand. he said something about americans shooting beer cans... it was funnz. ok. i got to go to a pu .. to be continued
eric°°

These fucking fleas are murdering me .. lauren's house is killing me.. the past two weeks have been a flea factory here. but .. i have been on a 24/7 itch fest, waking up in the middle of the night to do some killings of the fleas attacking me during the neutral hours.. well if it's war they want.. it's a war they have gotten that has already begun! you have no clue what you assholes are up against !! i am from the fucking westbank you dumbasses!!!!!!

T Minus 24 Hours Before Lift off

i will be at msn (as usual lauren likes to read over my shoulder when she notices i am blogging so that she can tell me what i should not write or to stop writing depressing entrys... stop censoring me!!! anyway 'MSY') in less then one day.. kind of excited .. kind of nurvous ... kind of dreading it... kind of clueless...
excited- i ready to leave new orleans for a two week venture and have no responsiblity but drinking good non-import beer and taking photos of really old buildings. not that i have any responsibility at all anyway.
nurvouse- i think one of the 6 planes i will be taking through out this trip will crash into the ocean. i may be hated in other countries because i am american and people my think i like george bush or something... and then want to kill me in a painful manner..
dreading- my dad and uncle are goin to meet up with us 5 days into the trip and there pla is to take me away from amy and jan and go to concentraction camps for the rest of the trip.. my uncle is really into nazi shit..

this is a photo of some framed shit he has in his guest bed room. he also has an obsession with old money.. confederate money.. really anything money.. he wants to go to 3 concentration camps. this is goin to fucking suck.. i am thinking of ways to get out of this.. but i think i am doomed to go on another racist trip .. like the one i went on to taus new mexico a few years back.. the one where "Tay Tays" was born.. go back to the old school flannel ass if you want to research more history on that trip.. fuck... and on top of that i am
CLUELESS!!!!! because i have no clue what will happen the second i get into europe.. where we are staying .. what we are doing.. how we will get anywhere!!!! its no fucking help talking to Jan about this.. between his poor english, bending the truth (or just compleatly making shit up like REM is goin to be playing in prauge while i am there!!) or just changing his mind about shit every other second .!!! i am clueless..
i hope this doesnt' suck.

37 flea bites

i am so mother fucking itchy!

it's late in dat mornin ya heard

i just got to wo's house. it's so late .. i want to pass out.. but. time for a drunken entry first.

Time Title Artist Album Label Genre
04/24/2008 01:54 am Pot 2005 Dash Rip Rock Recyclone Alternative Tentacles Records Local
04/24/2008 01:50 am It Finally Happened Sloppy Seconds Knock Yer Block Off! Taang! Punk
04/24/2008 01:48 am Hash Pipe Weezer Hash Pipe Hash Pipe Punk
04/24/2008 01:45 am Cheap Tragedies The Avengers The Avengers Slash Punk
04/24/2008 01:42 am First Degree Pink Razors 7" Rorschach Punk
04/24/2008 01:37 am Articles of Faith Articles of Faith Core Bitzcore Punk
04/24/2008 01:27 am Work Big Boys Fat Elvis Touch and Go Punk
04/24/2008 01:01 am i need to know used kids 7 inch salinas records Punk
04/24/2008 01:00 am In my Life Leatherface Discography Part Two Deranged Punk
04/24/2008 12:59 am Hey Stinky Assfactor 4 Assfactor 4 Old Glory Punk
04/24/2008 12:58 am 9 Years Later Born Against 9 Patriotic Hymns Vermiform Punk
04/24/2008 12:55 am Eyeball Scratch Acid The Greatest Gift Touch & Go Punk
04/24/2008 12:52 am time has come today Angry Samoans Back From Samoa PVC Punk
04/24/2008 12:50 am paper cuts Nirvana bleach sub pop Punk
04/24/2008 12:48 am cinderblock Canadan Rifle 7 inch criminal iq Punk
04/24/2008 12:47 am Young Shavers Giant Haystacks Blunt Instrument Mistake Records Punk
04/24/2008 12:45 am Scenes From France Promise Ring horse latitudes Jade Tree Punk
04/24/2008 12:42 am f**k the Border Propaghandi today's empires, tomorrow's ashes Fat Wreck Chords Punk
04/24/2008 12:37 am Crawlspace Feederz Teachers in Space Broken Rekids Punk
04/24/2008 12:34 am Attempted Control Code of Honor Complete Studio Recordings 1982-1984 Skate or Die Records Punk
04/24/2008 12:32 am What's this s**t called Love? The Pagans s**t Street Crypt Punk
04/24/2008 12:30 am f**k the world Queers love songs for the retarded Lookout! Punk
04/24/2008 12:25 am hickey is about long hair and getting high Hickey Various States of Disrepair Povety Punk
04/24/2008 12:22 am my heart and the real world Minutemen Double Nickels on the Dime SST Records Punk
04/24/2008 12:20 am Merchandise Fugazi Repeater Dischord Punk
04/24/2008 12:15 am henrey k the ex turn Touch and Go Punk
04/24/2008 12:12 am homosexual presedent Wrangler Brutes Zulu Kill Rock Stars Punk
04/24/2008 12:11 am drain Cleveland Bound Death Sentence ST Lookout Punk
04/24/2008 12:10 am compact disc Screeching Weasel Major Label Debut Panic Button Punk
04/24/2008 12:05 am Prayer to G-d Shellac 1000 Hurts Touch and Go Punk
04/24/2008 12:00 am f**k School The Replacements Stink Twin Tone Punk
04/23/2008 11:58 pm she's my lover Kid Loco prelude to a grand love story Royal Belleville


so this is what me and adam and coach played the past 2 hours at wtul. we broke a rule. the one that has to do with being drunk at the radio station. sorry .. but we bent that rule. here is what we did a few hours earlyer in the same day!





04/23/2008 12:10 pm Decision, Decision Panther 14KT Gold Kill Rock Stars Prog
04/23/2008 11:58 am Old Address of the Unknown The Fastbacks Answer the Phone
, Dummy Sub Pop Prog
04/23/2008 11:54 am Rock of Gibraltar Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds Nocturama Anti Prog
04/23/2008 11:50 am slow dog belly slow dust ep 4AD Prog
04/23/2008 11:48 am star dust remedy The Jesus and Mary Chain Munki Sub Pop Prog
04/23/2008 11:43 am O Mundo Invisivel Sa e Guarabyra Cadernos de Viagem Continental World
04/23/2008 11:39 am No Way Out Clarence Reid The Outskirts of the Deep City Numero Group Soul/Funk
04/23/2008 11:35 am lowdown lets active cypress irs Prog
04/23/2008 11:30 am Avenging Annie Andy Pratt self titled columbia Alt Oldie
04/23/2008 11:25 am Let's Buy happiness Boys Noize Oi Oi Oi Remixed Last Gang Electronic
04/23/2008 11:22 am Accident Waiting to Happen Discount Love Billy RBI Punk
04/23/2008 11:22 am Boyz M.I.A. Boyz interscope Prog
04/23/2008 11:18 am Vendetta The Tomatoes WTUL Songs from the Basement Vol. 6 WTUL Local
04/23/2008 11:17 am Nada Sera como Antes Milton Nascimento and Lo Borges Clube da Esquina World Pacific World
04/23/2008 11:13 am I Want You Elvis Costello and the Attractions Blood & Chocolate Columbia Alt Oldie
04/23/2008 11:12 am Good Friend Plants and Animals Parc Avenue Secret City Prog
04/23/2008 11:11 am Don't Bring Me Down J Church Orchestra ELO's Greatest Hits RBI Punk
04/23/2008 11:09 am Absolutely Cuckoo Magnetic Fields 69 Love Songs Vol. 1 Merge Prog
04/23/2008 11:05 am You and Me / Might Archers of Loaf Icky Mettle Merge Prog
04/23/2008 10:57 am Forbidden Fruit The Bananas Forbidden Fruit Plan-it-x Punk
04/23/2008 10:55 am tommorrow Grumpies who ate stinky recess records Punk
04/23/2008 10:51 am starving in the belly of a whale Tom Waits blood money Anti- Prog
04/23/2008 10:50 am Paper Planes MIA Kala Interscope Kids
04/23/2008 10:45 am river song Dennis Wilson pacific ocean blue Caribou Gospel
04/23/2008 10:20 am LOTS OF SONGS!!! CHRISTMAS FOREVER LIVE IN DAT BASMENT YA HEARD ME 24 7 SANTA TIME RECORDS Local
04/23/2008 10:17 am Hot Shot Need New Body UFO File 13 Prog
04/23/2008 10:11 am Range Life Pavement Crooked Rain Crooked Rain Matador Prog
04/23/2008 10:07 am Who Will Lead Us? The Gutter Twins Saturnalia Sub Pop Prog
04/23/2008 10:05 am Craftsman Strawman Shoot me Up / The Lottery Allied Punk
04/23/2008 09:54 am Hung from the Moon Earth The Bee Made Honey in The Lion's Skull Southern Lord Prog
04/23/2008 09:52 am Oh Deadly Nightshade! New Bloods The Secret Life Kill Rock Stars Prog
04/23/2008 09:50 am I Wanna Go Home Pizza Demo Tape Self Released Punk
04/23/2008 09:47 am wild honey beach boys Wild honey Capitol Records Alt Oldie
04/23/2008 09:45 am invention glass eye huge wrestler reocrds Alt Oldie
04/23/2008 09:39 am Atlantic City Bruce Springsteen Nebraska Columbia Alt Oldie
04/23/2008 09:27 am The Passenger Siouxsie & The Banshees Through the Looking Glass Geffen Alt Oldie
04/23/2008 09:22 am Ash Murder by Death Red of Tooth and Claw Vagrant Prog
04/23/2008 09:20 am Wasn't Born to Follow The Byrds The Notorious Byrd Brothers Columbia Alt Oldie
04/23/2008 09:18 am La Danse de Mardi Gras The Zydepunks WTUL Songs from the Basement Volume 6 WTUL Local
04/23/2008 09:14 am Straight Ahead Greg Sage Straight Ahead Enigma Alt Oldie
04/23/2008 09:09 am chesterfield king Jawbreaker Bivouac Communion Label Punk
04/23/2008 09:05 am Erin Tobey Live on WTUL N/A Prog
04/23/2008 08:55 am go get gone singsing self titled self released Country
04/23/2008 08:51 am Celebrated Summer Husker Du New Day Rising SST Records Punk
04/23/2008 08:50 am bang on breeders moutain battles 4ad Prog
04/23/2008 08:45 am two feet radon Aw Geez... No Idea Punk
04/23/2008 08:40 am Dragonfly Pie Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks Real Emotional Trash Matador Prog
04/23/2008 08:38 am Ghosts of American Astronauts Mekons So Good it Hurts Low Noise Alt Oldie
04/23/2008 08:35 am We're a Bad Trip Camper van Beethoven II & III Rough Trade Alt Oldie
04/23/2008 08:26 am Bent out of Shape The Replacements All Shook Down Sire Loud Rock
04/23/2008 08:23 am Strawberry Man Mark Lang Guitar Soli Numero Group Folk
04/23/2008 08:18 am Ephaphatha (Be Opened) Human Bell Human Bell Thrill Jockey Prog
04/23/2008 08:16 am Not Entitled Giant Haystacks Blunt Instrument Mistake Records Punk
04/23/2008 08:14 am This is What I Want This Bike is a Pipebomb Front Seat Solidarity Plan-it-X Punk
04/23/2008 08:11 am Tsaress Amps for Christ The People at Large 5RC Folk
04/23/2008 08:07 am Up on the Sun Meat Puppets Up on the Sun SST Alt Oldie

ok . i am so sleepy. time for a nap.
peace yall!

t minus 7 days before i leave to go to the other side of the world for the very first time.. i am shitting my pants.. i really dont want to go. but i am sure once i am there i will have the time of my life and tare up my plane ticket and become a europian man. oh shit. i need to go take a shower and relax ..

FUCK TERMITES!!!!!!!!

i am affraid to uncover anything in my house... i am sure it all looks like this in areas of the house. whatever.. by the time i fix my house another hurricane will come and just shit all over it again... fuck it. i should be at work right now.. but i am not happy over there anymore.. and i rather be fixing my own house.. maybe i will just put in like 3 or 4 hours today .. then spend the rest at my house... ..hnnnn.. ok .. i guses i should tell a story.. thinking thinking....??,... how about the many on going story of how some people just look at me and think "hey!, there's a guy i can fuck with!" sometimes i just get unprevoked "step ups".. or as kattie goldstein sez... "catching a Buck".. most of the time happening in bars... sometimes in coffee shops when there is a bryan funck show happening.. but sometimes a guy will just look at me and imeadialtly start trying to get a fight out of me...? is is the glasses? is it the fact that i look 5 years younger then i accutally look?? maybe i am flattering myself there.. but.. it always seems to happen.. take last night ... i go to cooter browns .. a weekly ritual.. go eat and drink a over priced beer.. then i leave.. and this doosh bag sees me trying to pass him.. and he refuses to get the fuck out the way.. "excuse me sir".. nothing.. "can i please get threw?" i get smart as smerk and comment .. still no path.. so then i push him with my half of poboy out my way.. i gave a little more room then i actually needed.. then he eye fucks me and swears to his freinds about me till i exit bar...WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! why couldn't he just move the fuck out the way like a normal human being.!!!!!! another ongoin crack is one dealing with the fact that i look like man lady... "shim" "pat" .. i get called that at least twice a year in bars By Total STRANGERS!!! who the fuck does shit like that!!??? the next person that calls me motherfucking pat is goin to get a fucking pool stick up there dick hole!!!!!!

meet my nieghbor... crazy nieghbor that is..

hounge!
he stayed for the hurricane .. something that i wish i have done.. but i am glad i left.. for i would have probably not ever got to become good freinds with vulcans.. and every one i know that has stayed seems a little bit nuttyer since before the axadent.. it like acid... some people take it.. and are crazy crazy for the rest of there life.. some people take it.. go crazy for a night.. then go back to functioning like normal human beings .. except you know that something is kind of off with that person... some micro chip is fryed... some are more avvious then others.. like ed blum... clearly tramatised... the convention center really did a number on him.. or on the other end.. cassia who got rescued off a roof in mid city then plopped onto i 10 for a couple days stranded there in the heat .. she hides her acid fryed micro chips well.. but trust me .. they're there. mine aren't hidden to well after a few beers in a bar.. and i was in austin for the flood!.. shit. ok. well time to go drinking.

I love how Mike Myers and Chris Tucker are like WTF

Well . i am goin to Europe in 3 weeks... i am nervous as hell. i just watched about 45 you tube plane crashes .. i sheetrocked a house for this guy last year... he was a pilot for delta.. he pretty much said that there is no chance of living when you crash in the ocean.. i was like "why do they allways show planes floating in the little booklets in the seat pocket? does that really happen?" he said nope.. .. you just sink and die... i am goin to pho tau bay while i still can.