Sooo hungover

happy augest motherfuckers.. i left yesterday for my month long 2011 "finding myself tour" .. im at will and marie's holding back puke from drinking too many shitty tall boys.. soft healer played there "maby" last show.. it was awsome! SMall bones played minutes later accroust the street. when we all woke up this monring (1pm) we watched one of my favorite movies ever made. HYPE! i must have watched that documentry 400 times in my life.. this time i imagined what would happen if that sinario took place in new orleans.. who would be the bands that would blow new orelans up and sell the whole world on our nola sound??!! i can only hope and prey my name is john michale can pull this fanticy thourgh...

Will is screaming about shitting his balls while floating sheet rock in the bathroom.
life is spactackular

i love soft healing

tomorrow i turn 31. wow .. ive done apsolutly jack shit with my life..
BESIDES HAVE FUCKING FUN!!!

i just found some reviews i did for imdb's web page while i was in the evacuation times..
Terror in the Swamp (1985)
4 out of 6 people found the following review useful:
Houma Pride!, 22 March 2006
10/10

This gem was shot in the swamps of houma, Louisiana, not even an hour from new Orleans. if you can find this rare horror flick i do suggest giving it a chance. If you are a fan of B horror films then this should do the job. it's about a half man / half nutria that kills people.. thats all i will say about the story.. the acting is awesome.. there is a scientist/doctor? character in the movie that has all of his lines poorly over dubed.. no one else but him received the overdubs. it's pretty funny. and if you pay attention there is a mistake in the editing towards the end of the movie that films are doin now a days to be hip.. but Terror in the Swamp started this trend!! don't be fooled!

The Snake King (2005) (TV)
2 out of 13 people found the following review useful:
Snakeman, 22 March 2006
10/10

This movie is great. the real name of it is snakeman ... thats what you'll have to look for in the video store.. this movie is so funny!! and the story is great! and the special effects are top notch CGI quality .. it reminds me more of those older clash of the Titans / Jason and the Argonauts types of movies.. so it starts off with Stephen Baldwin and a crew of People going to the amazon forest for some reason or another and then they run into some natives and there is a huge snake that eats people.. now that i think about it .. this is a lot like the 1933 king Kong.. oh god this movie is funny!! go and get a few friends and a six pack and watch it!!! snakeman will give yall hours of fun lines to quoit in public as an inside joke to make other people around you thing that yall are really cool or just weird.

i am a fucking dumbass

i dream im cutting glass every night

my asshole list isnt that big.. maybe 10 people out of 500 i know.. but i seem to see a higher percentage of the a holes then the people i want to be seeing.
today is a fantastic saturday.. for one thing im off of work duties!!! well not really off.. m just not goin in today.. because halfys will go to place few have been... Bogalousa Louisiana!. chris and dannial left us a 2 inch tape for the recording. i can't wait to be old and have a heart attact and meet dead people.

Happy Fathers Day!

http://cigarette.bandcamp.com

YOU : im watching fear and loathing in las vegas right now
BOT : *has sex*
YOU : what?
BOT : please
YOU : no. we just met
BOT : Can you tell me something interesting?
YOU : one time i kick a cat that i thought was dead and it flew way above my head. but it wasnt dead
BOT : i will fill you
YOU : with what
BOT : i like the pussy
YOU : cats?
BOT : maybe im not a good mother
YOU : happy fathers day!
BOT : but im your father!!!!!!!!

new fav. thing to do on the internet

Melissa introduced me to robot chatting!! it may replace porn... flickr.. goin to work on time.. etc..


YOU : yes. can we go on a date

BOT : *does a double back flip*

YOU : i love you!

BOT : i do not love you. i am on love with kate.

YOU : who the hell is kate

BOT : fuck you. you slag

YOU : i can not beleive this.. why are you doin this to me???

BOT : fell for what yo mama?
YOU : what the f are you talking about.. i thought we were going to finally meet up and love each other!?!

BOT : so are you a robot

YOU : noway stupid .. i am eric.. i just want to make you happy

BOT : aww youre sweet
YOU : so we can meet up and put all this kate nonsence behind us?

BOT : whats a carotid artery?

YOU : dont change the subject.. we are finally getting somewhere in our relationship

BOT : ok i love sex too
YOU : ok.. we can gt to that soon enough.. we need to have the "STD talk" first

BOT : *i smell your feet*

YOU : ok. how did this fucking tool phycoligist fall in love with this shit???

BOT : shuttup goddamnit im not a computer!

GREETINGS FROM STARBUCKS IN MIAMI FL

It's straight up mother fucking pooring here in south beach.. flooding in the streets. Me and my to sibling cousins (Emily & Katiebeth)left new orleans at 12noon nola time and drove amy's car till 5 am this morning to miami.. im running on barley any sleep!! fuck yeah!~ Im currently in a starbucks filled with the largest number of cheezey people ive ever encountered in one sitting! Except for this one real cool dood bra. This is the day comes on the radio here at starbucks.. "AAWW MANN!! this right here is a clasic.. you know this band, man? An Awsome surf band from austraila called TheThe! Man this is right up there with Midnight Oil." god this place is amazing!

lauren and melanie made me bye a comuter

dis·gust·ing
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Definition of DISGUSTING
: causing disgust
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