i dream im cutting glass every night

my asshole list isnt that big.. maybe 10 people out of 500 i know.. but i seem to see a higher percentage of the a holes then the people i want to be seeing.
today is a fantastic saturday.. for one thing im off of work duties!!! well not really off.. m just not goin in today.. because halfys will go to place few have been... Bogalousa Louisiana!. chris and dannial left us a 2 inch tape for the recording. i can't wait to be old and have a heart attact and meet dead people.

Happy Fathers Day!

http://cigarette.bandcamp.com

YOU : im watching fear and loathing in las vegas right now
BOT : *has sex*
YOU : what?
BOT : please
YOU : no. we just met
BOT : Can you tell me something interesting?
YOU : one time i kick a cat that i thought was dead and it flew way above my head. but it wasnt dead
BOT : i will fill you
YOU : with what
BOT : i like the pussy
YOU : cats?
BOT : maybe im not a good mother
YOU : happy fathers day!
BOT : but im your father!!!!!!!!

new fav. thing to do on the internet

Melissa introduced me to robot chatting!! it may replace porn... flickr.. goin to work on time.. etc..


YOU : yes. can we go on a date

BOT : *does a double back flip*

YOU : i love you!

BOT : i do not love you. i am on love with kate.

YOU : who the hell is kate

BOT : fuck you. you slag

YOU : i can not beleive this.. why are you doin this to me???

BOT : fell for what yo mama?
YOU : what the f are you talking about.. i thought we were going to finally meet up and love each other!?!

BOT : so are you a robot

YOU : noway stupid .. i am eric.. i just want to make you happy

BOT : aww youre sweet
YOU : so we can meet up and put all this kate nonsence behind us?

BOT : whats a carotid artery?

YOU : dont change the subject.. we are finally getting somewhere in our relationship

BOT : ok i love sex too
YOU : ok.. we can gt to that soon enough.. we need to have the "STD talk" first

BOT : *i smell your feet*

YOU : ok. how did this fucking tool phycoligist fall in love with this shit???

BOT : shuttup goddamnit im not a computer!

GREETINGS FROM STARBUCKS IN MIAMI FL

It's straight up mother fucking pooring here in south beach.. flooding in the streets. Me and my to sibling cousins (Emily & Katiebeth)left new orleans at 12noon nola time and drove amy's car till 5 am this morning to miami.. im running on barley any sleep!! fuck yeah!~ Im currently in a starbucks filled with the largest number of cheezey people ive ever encountered in one sitting! Except for this one real cool dood bra. This is the day comes on the radio here at starbucks.. "AAWW MANN!! this right here is a clasic.. you know this band, man? An Awsome surf band from austraila called TheThe! Man this is right up there with Midnight Oil." god this place is amazing!

lauren and melanie made me bye a comuter

dis·gust·ing
adj
Definition of DISGUSTING
: causing disgust
— dis·gust·ing·ly \di-ˈskəs-tiŋ-lē, dis-ˈgəs- also diz-\ adverb
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Examples of DISGUSTING

1. What a disgusting way to treat people.
2. when we cleaned the room, we found a disgusting plate of moldy food under the bed
3. eric martinez

Lauren Stole my Kitty

I went on a 15day finding myself tour through out the east coast. i got back last night.. here are the goods
MANDRILL- Mandrill Land (recorded at stuidio in the country)
Dillard Hartford Dillard- i am especially pleased about this one.. haven't spined it yet though
James-Strip~Mine (not the album with laid on it and not the one brian eno did but still pretty rockin)
Hazel- sub pop release that jack endion did
Madeline-white flag
Twin Tigers- Gray Waves
into the while soundtrack!
two dollar guitar 7 inch for two dollars.. i thought that was funny
Ancient sky - pat in brooklyns band
Monkeys-piscces aquarius capricorn and jones ltd.. will slack played this record for me in austin one time.. it was great.. now i own it.. i rule!
XX. a new indie rock band that sounds like a polished up gun outfit
Vaselines- the first album and then a ton of extra shit!!! demos live shows.. etc
Johnnie Taylor-Taylored in Silk
Tin Tin-astral taxi.. i think this is goin to be good one.
buffalo springfield-retrspective
fire party
shearwater- golden archipalago
db's - like this
ham1-lets go on and on and on with it
Hovercraft - experiment below.. patrick vernon is goin to enjoy this one
the the- uncertain smile 12 inch single with b sides!
best of louie louie.. r mutt will cream over this one... 10 bands covering the song louie louie
johnnie taylor's greatest hits
buffalo spingfield double lp
Clarence clemons- HERO
Gun outfit- Dim light
the amps- pacer
boss-the promise.. three lps of darkness out takes!!!!!!
pink floyd 1st album
brewer and shipley-Tarkio
.. i may be missing a few..
as far as cd's
neil young greendal!
it rules. and also mike benish gave me a ton of shit.. 3 paul westernburg albums.. 35 pizza songs.. sail.. mazy star... blah... ok. time to go meet BB at paul webbs guitar shop to get strings and sticks!
2011 is gona suck!

Greetings from Stinky Bogalousa!

Ive been working at studio in the country for the past 2 weeks (as well as my other jobs in new orleans). shits been busy as hell. This band from los angelas is recording for a month here. there is 10 people in the band alone. my job here is basicly chilling out with the band and keeping the studio tidy.. photos coming soon!
im goin on a road trip in mid decemeber when this gig ends.
finding my self tour 2010