me: 8=
Melissa: oh, hello
me: ha that ment to be a weenie!!!
and it made a happy face
Melissa: yeah, i could see it in my brain without it even being there, unfortunately
sup?
me: do you know what monkey bars are?
as in the sex toy
Melissa: i only know what they are on a children's playground, so no
me: as in this old school wiger westbank dude invented
Melissa: nope, not clicking that
me: ok
just google image it
i am goin to get one for lauren and craig
Melissa: i can't tell what this is from the google image search
i'm afraid to ask what it does
ok, i'll click the link
fucks that
sex belt
great
me: this dude is making bank off these thing right now
Melissa: mike beadle
that name sounds so familiar
me: his nick name is chocolic
Melissa: because he only dates black girls?
me: well...
when he was a teenager
him and kevin barious and some other westbankers were skate boarding in the A&P grocery parkinglot
then mike was like
would yall like to hear me clap my balls
everyone was like ok
so then he pulled down his pants and started swinging his nuts
and the balls started flying
and clapping
real loud
and then poo started flying everywhere
and then his dad drove up
he went in the car after pulling up his pants
me: then
later called kevin and claimed that the stuff flying out was from a
chocolic candy bar he stole from A&P and shuved in his pants
but forgot it was there and then it melted and flew everywhere durring the nut clapping
the end
oh wait.
p.s.
later would go on to make munkee barz and make a shit load of money
the end
Melissa: well
that's one of the top worst stories i've ever heard
Sent at 10:31 PM on Thursday
