my first show

Farm Aid VII

September 18, 1994

New Orleans, Louisiana

Louisiana Superdome

Neville Brothers, Spin Doctors, Gin Blossoms, John Conlee, Kris Kristofferson, Willie Nelson, Neil Young, John Mellencamp, Deana Carter, Titty Bingo

09-18-1994 Superdome, New Orleans, Louisiana, Farm Aid 7Neil Young & Crazy Horse

Rock

7 Tracks (58:16)

Tracks

1	Country Home		8:15
2	Homegrown		4:53
3	Down By The River		14:49
4	All Along The Watchtower		8:20
5	Piece Of Crap		4:03
6	Change Your Mind		14:43
7	Farmer John		3:13

i made chicken and veggie curry at the chris and KB's house today

 me:  8=

 Melissa:  oh, hello

 me:  ha that ment to be a weenie!!!

and it made a happy face

 Melissa:  yeah, i could see it in my brain without it even being there, unfortunately

sup?

 me:  do you know what monkey bars are?

as in the sex toy

 Melissa:  i only know what they are on a children's playground, so no

 me:  as in this old school wiger westbank dude invented

 Melissa:  no, but i'm sure it's really fun and not at all dangerous
 me:  http://www.munkeybarz.com/

 Melissa:  nope, not clicking that

 me:  ok

just google image it

i am goin to get one for lauren and craig

 Melissa:  i can't tell what this is from the google image search

i'm afraid to ask what it does

ok, i'll click the link

fucks that

sex belt

great

 me:  this dude is making bank off these thing right now

 Melissa:  mike beadle

that name sounds so familiar

 me:  his nick name is chocolic

 Melissa:  because he only dates black girls?

 me:  well...

when he was a teenager

him and kevin barious and some other westbankers were skate boarding in the A&P grocery parkinglot

then mike was like

would yall like to hear me clap my balls

everyone was like ok

so then he pulled down his pants and started swinging his nuts

and the balls started flying

and clapping

real loud

and then poo started flying everywhere

and then his dad drove up

he went in the car after pulling up his pants

 me:  then later called kevin and claimed that the stuff flying out was from a chocolic candy bar he stole from A&P and shuved in his pants

but forgot it was there and then it melted and flew everywhere durring the nut clapping

the end

oh wait.

p.s.

later would go on to make munkee barz and make a shit load of money

the end

 Melissa:  well

that's one of the top worst stories i've ever heard

 Sent at 10:31 PM on Thursday

Be my Benish Tonight!

im in ithaca new york . gearing up for hopfully the first saints win of the season.  im staying with 2 of the humans fetchered in the above comercail. i havent been to austin in a while for just kicking it perposes.. i may do that this october!!! i will be sure to contact a dude in a tub to get fed another best meal in life moments ever. ok. time for sleep stuffings

tomorrow is darin acosta's berwthday

NORCO MEGAMAN APPLE TOKEYO UNO GYM YOU TUBE SENSATION IS BECOME ING A MAN BOY

Dont forget to wish this beast a happy day.

so sick of starbucks..... ready for my Jen coffee again

Just dropped my mom off in lakewood township nj.. (more like townshit) . well i got the car! time to avoid buyin music gear on the jersy shore craigslist by goin Bowling! i havent bowled by myself in so long. hopfully the oldfolks home isn't feild tripping there today and fuckin up my game like last week. did the classic 2 strikes, spare, then strike.. but, im bustin out dat turkey today!! after that its off to asberry park to go meet up with the boss and play at the PINBALL MUSIUM!!!!! then by that time my mom should be off of work and i guess we will finally go see this batman movie that seems to be making a few dollars .,.. Hazlet.... wow.. so cultured

A Package from SanFran came to Tommys work yesterday!

Frank Holmes finished the cover for our new record we tracked at studio in the country and "the soon to be dada" Greg Stein's old house! now we just got to finish the record we started 3 years ago. yipie Im in the Cobble Hill Apt in Brooklyn USA waiting for my mom to get to Penn Station so that we can GO SEE THE SPACE SHUTTLE!!!!!!!! I am goin to try to highjack it and fly it into space for a joy run.. maybe i should pick up a few people. ok i will! my crew of 7 including me is as follows: 1. Sean from Rat in a Bucket

2. Sergony Weaver

3 Tom Hanks

4. Lea Thompson, that babe from space camp the movie

5. yoda

6. and of course my four legged friends

really just hazlet. I just like the graffic designing that melissa and stephen did to there pets. OK See you in space Doods!!!

FILLEEEE!

i help along with about 5 other people frame up a house in a pretty county town in NY. we had just a tiny generator. other then that, no running water or power. Now in Philly at my new pals house, Rath. made alot of new pals on this journey! time to eat 4 meals in this city before i catch my train! 1. Pesto Bagel @ Satelite Cafe 2. Philly cheese stake @ Jims 3. Reuben @ Sidecar 4. Beer.. also at Sidecar

NJ Day

you never heard how awsome the new jersey axcent is untill you heard it order a coffee in the Midtown's starbucks... "Im Gawna Hawva Dawbal, Twall, Swoy, no Milk, no Whauip cream lawtay" .. priceless. got to hazlet yesterday. yepp.. new jersey.. my uncle tom bought a batting cage "for the kids" i think me and my uncles used it more then the cubs yesterday. the jersey fam is lookin kinda ruff lately... between MESSY divorces, shitty work, missing teeth and cancer... i dont know how they do it.. but fuck it... cause the North family's goin BOWLING TODAY!!! Nothing like a big ass fucking Turkey to cheer us up!

then its off to asbery park to the PINNBALL MUSIUM!! hopfully the boss is there playing his favorite pinnball machine.

Greetings from LEESBURG VIRGINA!

Yesterday for my birthday present . i saw my very 1st ground hog! not only one but two. holy shit. i want one. i hope delta lets me bring him/her on the plane ride home with me. Mike got me from arlington and drove me all around the woods/burbs of virgina. we went to other mikes beer brewery in ashburn and drank awsome beer with lots of dooshbags.. then i drank all of Mike home Brews hes been workin on. good day for fancey beer drinking..

right now im at a starbucks.. not too far from the red rock house where im crashing here in leesburge. its sooooo pretty!!! Chris Chris and Ian live in an OLD house on park property.. the RED ROCK HAUS! http://www.nvrpa.org/park/red_rock_widerness_overlook i walked the long trail this morning when i woke up and sat near this river and after about 5 minutes got scared when a BALD EAGAL flew away from the tree right next to me. it was fucking huge! then i picked a deer tick off my leg. well Chris is puking and craping alot so he let me use his car to drive into town. so im gona grab some meat and smoke it back on the beautiful 67 acre property that is the RED ROCK WILDERNESS!

"Ranger Wright"

III II

day one. of being 32. 4:34 am amy gets me from the fucking new apartment that i left a huge butty mess for my new room mate bree-on to deal with. hazlet is probably walking all about the apt waiting for me to get home in a few hours smelling like window putty and ball sweat. but that kittys gona be wainting till august 4th for that nutty scent. im in a coffee shop that sells beer in arlington VA . Mike is gona come get me when he ets off of work in 30 minutes. then we hopfully go see Mike at work at the beer factory. so far bein and old fart isn't too bad.. i hope i dont break my back goin to the bathroom in this coffee bar .

i do love home, but......

sometimes you just gota leave for a bit to remember why its so awsome..... right now it sucks! work. deppression. lonelyness,,.. gota go and see how shitty the rest of they cournty is to realize that hear is acutally pretty alright. .. so i start on wed. july 18th.. i will turn 32 years old.. get on a plane to new york.. get out at my conecting flight in washington dc. and hang with my VA familey.

i know how to fucking throw a birthday party!

gota new job

so now im doin monitors at a french quarter night club.. sleep has been.... rare. but theres usually an hour or two of down time right before the bands start. im eating at jauger house on conti and bourbon .. tonight is unsain and the melvins.. its gona rule! ok. time to eat.

gona fuckin party till i die!

the past few years have zipped past so fuckin fast. ..since the huricane. doesnt even matter. the past 2 months... lightning warp speed. . this weekend//./..... i drank good beer. made a table. and fucking slowed down.. chuck turned 32. hes fuckin about to die. mel turns 32 friday.. i think. she will live another 500 years.. im at my new internet house. the yatt club bar. in mid city. this place fucking sucks. but they have hopatoulaus .. i think moving to this area is goin to be the be of the end. if another fucking flood happens. blame it on me . Marcel the shell is my dream gril

ST. ROSE TAVERN

if i make it to 35.. this is where i wana through myself a berwthday party.

hmmm

for some reason it feels like my freinds are getting something i don't quite understand...











ahh.. fawk.. ill see if i can figure it out at vaugns.