i dream im cutting glass every night

my asshole list isnt that big.. maybe 10 people out of 500 i know.. but i seem to see a higher percentage of the a holes then the people i want to be seeing.
today is a fantastic saturday.. for one thing im off of work duties!!! well not really off.. m just not goin in today.. because halfys will go to place few have been... Bogalousa Louisiana!. chris and dannial left us a 2 inch tape for the recording. i can't wait to be old and have a heart attact and meet dead people.

Happy Fathers Day!

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YOU : im watching fear and loathing in las vegas right now
BOT : *has sex*
YOU : what?
BOT : please
YOU : no. we just met
BOT : Can you tell me something interesting?
YOU : one time i kick a cat that i thought was dead and it flew way above my head. but it wasnt dead
BOT : i will fill you
YOU : with what
BOT : i like the pussy
YOU : cats?
BOT : maybe im not a good mother
YOU : happy fathers day!
BOT : but im your father!!!!!!!!

new fav. thing to do on the internet

Melissa introduced me to robot chatting!! it may replace porn... flickr.. goin to work on time.. etc..


YOU : yes. can we go on a date

BOT : *does a double back flip*

YOU : i love you!

BOT : i do not love you. i am on love with kate.

YOU : who the hell is kate

BOT : fuck you. you slag

YOU : i can not beleive this.. why are you doin this to me???

BOT : fell for what yo mama?
YOU : what the f are you talking about.. i thought we were going to finally meet up and love each other!?!

BOT : so are you a robot

YOU : noway stupid .. i am eric.. i just want to make you happy

BOT : aww youre sweet
YOU : so we can meet up and put all this kate nonsence behind us?

BOT : whats a carotid artery?

YOU : dont change the subject.. we are finally getting somewhere in our relationship

BOT : ok i love sex too
YOU : ok.. we can gt to that soon enough.. we need to have the "STD talk" first

BOT : *i smell your feet*

YOU : ok. how did this fucking tool phycoligist fall in love with this shit???

BOT : shuttup goddamnit im not a computer!